Clean as a Little Dirtball

I was trying to get Emma down for a nap earlier today, and Jordan was playing on the floor in the bedroom. He got bored and moved into the bathroom and I could hear that he wasn't getting into the toilet or the drawers so I let him continue playing in there while Emma slowly went down for her nap. When I finally got her into the crib, I went into the bathroom to retrieve him. I completely forgot that the shampoo and conditioner I bought at Costco last week had pump-tops. I also learned where Jordan picked up the word "Dammit".