Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Things I Learned Today:

1. Vacuum cleaners do not pick up Kix. Instead, they crush them into your carpet. 
2. One year olds think you're mean when you crush all their Kix that they worked so hard for.
3. If you find frozen chicken nuggets in the microwave of the play kitchen, SOMEBODY in your house may be hungry.
4. Finding the nuggets before they thaw takes skill and refined powers of observation. 
5. A child who has eaten seven fruit cups, three pieces of string cheese, two bowls of oatmeal, a box of raisins, a yogurt, half a bag of Graham crackers, an entire bag of freeze dried yogurt drops, a bag of freeze dried apples and two cans of mandarins (for breakfast) can still eat half a box of Kix and 18 chicken nuggets for lunch. 
6. Jordan's food strike is over I think.