Dave took the kids for a little while so that I could go have some "me" time. When I returned, he was wearing different pants. Then he told me why...
He was playing with the kids when Jordan ran over to him and wanted his hands cleaned off. Dave wiped off Jordan's little fingers with his hand, while Jordan wiped his other hand off on Dave's shorts. It wasn't until later that Dave realized his hand smelled like poop, and that both his hand and shorts were covered in poo that Jordan had pulled out of his diaper and wiped on him. He was absolutely disgusted. I, on the other hand, was highly amused. I didn't realize how funny it is when it happens to somebody else ;)
