My Favorite Pillow Case

You know when you get really attached to your pillow case... when it has been washed so many times that it's at its peak-softness -- the point where the threads are so worn that you have to be careful when you put it back on your pillow so that it doesn't rip... and it always smells the same and you absolutely love it... and then it gets a tiny hole in it? Why is it that the hole has to be just big enough and your son just curious enough to stick his little finger in it and rip the whole thing to shreds, then laugh hysterically when you see what he did and he sees the shock on your face? And why is it that nobody has invented the soundproof parent bubble for moments like this?