Biffer Sweeper

I love that Swiffer made a mop. And I love that the industrial strength velcro on the bottom of the mop holds the disposable yuck-collector on tight. But what I love more than that is watching my son push the mop through the house (sans yuck-collector) at warp speed and run straight into the bedroom. Where we have carpet. Carpet + industrial strength velcro + high speed + light-weight child = unintentional training for the pole vault and a mom who can't stop laughing.