It Doesn't Taste As Good As It Smells

Jordan is learning (slowly) that things don't always taste as good as they smell. I bought him some strawberry-smoothie scented kids shampoo a couple of weeks ago, and when we got home, I was unloading the car when I walked in on a mess of shampoo all over the floor and my son spitting everywhere. He got another nasty surprise last Saturday at Auntie's birthday party, when he got into her gym bag. It took us a moment to figure out what we had eaten and was spitting all over Grammy's white carpet, but his breath gave it away. It smelled like teen spirit.